Good luck getting any ticket to a Miami game...

Well, after an exhausting hour long announcement from Lebron James, it looks as though Miami Heat games will be the hottest ticket in town. But after seeing video of Cleveland Cavaliers James jerseys being burned in the streets of Ohio, I would suggest King James triple his motorcade and get the hell out of dodge as quickly as possible. And after months of speculation leading to the three most coveted free agents in one year for decades signing with the same team, only one request remains: win a championship next year, and at least three in the next four years.

The World Cup, Fox News North and Snogging Island...

Anyone suffering from apiphobia (the fear of bees) should try their best to stay away from watching this year's World Cup. The incessant drone of the vuvuzelas creates a playing atmosphere not unlike a beehive, which despite the so-called "authetic touch of South African football", is overwhelmingly annoying. The tournament, otherwise, has not disappointed so far, unless of course you are a supporter of the penultimate powerhouses. If you are a supporter of England, France, Italy, Germany and Spain, your experience of the tournament so far has undoubtedly been a roller coaster ride, if not completely deflating.